10 Practical Laws

  1. Law of Changing Lanes: If you change lanes, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
  2. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
  3. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
  4. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
  5. Law of the Bathroom: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
  6. Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
  7. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
  8. Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
  9. Law of the Theatre:People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
  10. Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

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